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Ελένη. I'm 20. I live in Maine.

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danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

new video everyone! if you help me by reblogging this as usual i will look through the notes and stalk a whole bunch of you blogs to say thanks ^^

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tonight-im-seeing-stars:

blastortoise:

I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like

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Hahahahahaha!!!!

cas-has-the-phone-box:

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

GET OUT ME VAG

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donatellavevo:

"yes i’m a gamer"

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Cashier:*dies at register*
Customer:are you open

isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

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